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Repost - Facetious Christian Book Titles

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by
Jeff
 on
26Sep08
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Here are some facetious but Biblically accurate* book titles I was thinking of. Do you think they would sell?

  • The Sermon on the Mount: How To Lose Your Self Esteem
  • Your Best Life Then - How God Uses Weakness and Suffering To Achieve Your Spiritual Potential
  • Be Prepared: Things Can Always Get Worse
  • How God Ordains Evil

Just plain facetious:

  • How To Start a Coffeeshop In Your Church

Do you have any to add?

* Inevitably, some will quibble with this.

Facetious Christian Book Titles

Posted
by
Jeff
 on
4Mar08
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Originally posted on March 8, 2008:

Here are some facetious but Biblically accurate book titles I was thinking of. Do you think they would sell?

  • The Sermon on the Mount: How To Lose Your Self Esteem
  • Your Best Life Then - How God Uses Weakness and Suffering To Achieve Your Spiritual Potential
  • Be Prepared: Things Can Always Get Worse
  • How God Ordains Evil

Just plain facetious:

  • How To Start a Coffeeshop In Your Church

Do you have any to add?

Zealots

Posted
by
Jeff
 on
16Nov07
. 2 Comments
Zealots, whatever their cause, invariably lack a sense of humor.

–Paul Graham

I take exception to that!

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time.’ So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

–Steven Wright

My most humorous (or sad) Bible verse:
Acts 17:23

For as I passed along and observed the objects of your worship, I found also an altar with this inscription, ‘To the unknown god.’ What therefore you worship as unknown, this I proclaim to you.

–Paul

What’s yours?