I, Jeff, will would like to proclaim to you that today I will be speaking in a manner that is not unlike the type of tongue many of our Scriptures are translated to. For I would like to demonstrate that in order to speak the thoughts of my heart, I do not need to speak in such a manner that it may be difficult for many of the saints, even Gentiles, to understand, and that to portray myself in this manner may even be deceitful, for I do not think nor speak in this manner myself, though it might be accurate in our tongue long ago.
Fear not, lest you think I will be speaking unto you in this manner for days to come. For I am only doing so to open the eyes of your heart to what this may sound like to many saints and Gentiles alike.
Does this mean I reject this way of speaking? By no means! For some see it as proper and some see it as puffed up words. There is a time for thoughts of old in order to make known a doctrine or saying that is difficult to bring forth in any other word.
Therefore, let it be said that this is the day unto which Biblish is spoken and this day only.
Truly, may the Lord bless your day today and your week this week. I hope to hear from you soon while the day is still today so that you might make known your thoughts to me.


I routinely speak precisely in such a manner.
Yes but you were born in the wrong era.
Jeff
Verily, verily I say unto you, the pen was created for such a day as this. May the eyes of men be opened unto them that men may be better equipped to gird up their loins.
Jeff> A very good point, that!
I know you just well enough Esteban.
Stan that was ver(il)y. You used the KJV model and I used the ESV. I know there are imperfections in mine but i didn’t have the time or talent to perfect it.
Jeff
Sweet! Although it’s still today, it’s no longer the today it was when you wrote this. My pastor preached on the “while the day is still today” line recently. Good stuff.
Thanks.
Today is yesterday’s tomorrow.
Jeff
Quite funny! Thanks for such a “clear” reminder.
The truth made obfuscated. Just kidding of course. I also use the HCSB.
Jeff