Here are some facetious but Biblically accurate* book titles I was thinking of. Do you think they would sell?
- The Sermon on the Mount: How To Lose Your Self Esteem
- Your Best Life Then – How God Uses Weakness and Suffering To Achieve Your Spiritual Potential
- Be Prepared: Things Can Always Get Worse
- How God Ordains Evil
Just plain facetious:
- How To Start a Coffeeshop In Your Church
Do you have any to add?
* Inevitably, some will quibble with this.
These all sound like the titles for sermons my friend Ron Simpkins would preach on.Hey, I need my coffee at church, especially on Sunday mornings where I need to be there from 8:30am – 1pm
You mean there are still churches that don’t have coffee shops in house yet…?:)
You mean there are still churches that don’t have coffee shops in house yet…?
Working on it.
nice peter…
i want to add:
40 days of pompous
mere looking like a christian
every man’s battle fatigues