Repost – Facetious Christian Book Titles

Here are some facetious but Biblically accurate* book titles I was thinking of. Do you think they would sell?

  • The Sermon on the Mount: How To Lose Your Self Esteem
  • Your Best Life Then – How God Uses Weakness and Suffering To Achieve Your Spiritual Potential
  • Be Prepared: Things Can Always Get Worse
  • How God Ordains Evil

Just plain facetious:

  • How To Start a Coffeeshop In Your Church

Do you have any to add?

* Inevitably, some will quibble with this.

4 Responses to “Repost – Facetious Christian Book Titles”


  1. 1 Robert Jimenez

    These all sound like the titles for sermons my friend Ron Simpkins would preach on.Hey, I need my coffee at church, especially on Sunday mornings where I need to be there from 8:30am – 1pm

  2. 2 Peter M. Lopez

    You mean there are still churches that don’t have coffee shops in house yet…?:)

  3. 3 Nathan Stitt

    You mean there are still churches that don’t have coffee shops in house yet…?

    Working on it.

  4. 4 rogermugs

    nice peter…

    i want to add:
    40 days of pompous
    mere looking like a christian
    every man’s battle fatigues

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